dear the girl who ate my chocolate that time,
you remember, right? the time t bought me chocolate and accidentally forgot it at your house but instead of sending it to me, you decided to eat it and share it with your boyfriend. anyway, i just wanted to say that i hope you enjoyed it.
ok. that's not all i wanted to say. i also wanted to say that i forgive you for eating my chocolate. i know you feel guilty about it and i don't want you to anymore. how do i know you feel guilty? one simple reason. every time i go to toronto to collect my chocolate, you leave town. i'm going to toronto on monday and, surprise, surprise... you've left town again.
so you don't have to leave town anymore. i forgive you. it was chocolate afterall. very difficult to resist. even if it's not yours. which it wasn't.
gee i'm good at forgiving people.
cheers,
d
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She sent it to you after all, you know.
I have the chocolate in my possession, at the moment. AS I TYPE.
I don't know if it will last much longer though.
You know me and chocolate.
And you know me and patience.
And you know me and restraint.
*drools*
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