it's revolutionary!

do you like the deliciousness of fruit loops cereal but hate the inevitable mess that comes along with adding milk and doing dishes?

then you'll want to try my new invention - fruit loops in a bag!

fruit loops in a bag is a revolutionary new product that combines the questionable nutruitional goodness of fruit loops dry cereal and the convenience of a plastic freezer bag.

too lazy to make your kids breakfast? give 'em fruit loops in a bag to snack on when they get on the bus.

tired of buying unhealthy milk every week? you don't need to with fruit loops in a bag.

36 of our highly specialized scientists analyzed a bowl of fruit loops cereal with milk and discovered that milk actually doesn't add any nutritional value. so we've removed the milk from the recipe and packaged it in a convenient, resealable plastic freezer bag. it's fruit loops in a bag!

and if you order right now, we'll include a free bag! imagine! that's twice as many bags for the same price. so now you won't have to buy both of your kids their own fruit loops in a bag. just buy one and split the fruit loops in half. your kids are stupid anyway, so they won't even notice.

so remember... when it's breakfast time and you want something quick and easy, fruit loops in a bag is the answer. fruit loops in a bag. it's fruit loops. in a bag.