mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh. mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! mommy, mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
this is just a taste of what i've been listening to for the last 45 minutes. and you wonder why i don't want kids...
8 comments:
here are some prescriptions for that.
and psssh. first of all, that's probably what you sounded like about 25 years ago. and secondly, you won't be dealing with it. notice he wasn't saying "daddyyyyyyyyyyy!" and thirdly, you probably won't be locking your child in the room with snarling rabid dogs and leaving the house like this mom clearly did.
thanks for the prescriptions. unfortunately, for me to use them, i'd have to break into the apartment. but i'll pass them along to the parent. and i'll show her how to use them. particularly the whuppin.
i may have sounded like that 29 years ago, but i would have only sounded like that for a minute. my parents would never have let me wail away for longer than that without threatening me with some form of terrible punishment. i would love to deal with it. i'd love for someone to deal with it. anyone.
if, someday, i have the chance to have sex again and it leads to the creation of a child, that child will not act like the thing upstairs. that, you can take to the bank.
now, please excuse me while i go stick my head in a vice to help take my mind off of the screaming.
have you gone up and knocked on the door and politely mentioned that the noise level is disturbing you? as a neighbor, you have that right.
i haven't. (this is where you're going to tell me to quit complaining, isn't it?)
they have been told by the landlord. that worked for a couple of weeks. well, it didn't really work. it helped slightly. still lots of screaming. but at least the mother was screaming back telling the kid to shut up.
i'm starting to regret moving. i should have stayed where i was across town in the building full of nosey old people and apartments that all looked alike. but this apartment is so much more me. and if it wasn't for the whore-bag upstairs and her screaming thing, this place would be much nicer. and actually worth what i'm paying.
i wasn't going to tell you to quit complaining.
i was going to tell you to go up there in the middle of a screaming tantrum with disshevelled hair, a mis-buttoned shirt, a crazed look in your eye, and a shovel in your hand, and then silently hand her the rulebook on quiet hours and/or disturbing the peace, and then threaten to get her evicted as she is clearly in violation of that, and there are laws about this sort of thing, LAWS. then tape the screaming and play it at high volume while you are away at work, or at night when you are out on the town. and if YOUR neighbors complain, tell them it's not you, it's the kid. because that would be true.
what, did you forget that i am evil?
you say evil. i say you're a genius!!!
that's awesome!
HAAHAHAHAH!!!!
I love that! Tape the screaming and play it while at work. GAWD Camo you're brilliant.
[pricks up ears, twitches nose, wiggles tail]
why thank you. i try.
no, i take that back. i don't even have to try. it just comes to me, the nefarious plotting does.
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