hello have a good day,
i am not sure where to begin, it is first time i try to use internet to meet the man but the thing is, that i will work abroad i can choice usa, canada or europe and i would like to meet the man to share free evenings and be my guide. my friends helped me to send a few letters to different address and i do hope that i am lucky to meet good and kind man. you should know that now i live in russia and my goal is to leave this country because it is impossible to live here for young pretty woman. they tell i look well enough, i am blonde with blue eyes, i am natural blonde. i will send a few photos if you reply. if you don't have wife nor girlfriend, maybe we could try to meet? i am free i have not children .and i have not boyfriend here. i am 25 years old ,please write to me directly to my mail- mila@mailwithoutwords.com see you soon ,with great hope.
dear russia,
ok. thank you and i will.
i know exactly where to begin. i loved your email. and you'll be happy to know i read the entire thing as though it came from natasha fatale (from the rocky & bullwinkle show -- "hello dollink" - her accent is so hot). thanks for writing, because as you alluded, i am "the man." i gathered you were from russia. mostly from the subject of your email "hello from russia." but thanks for clarifying.
what exactly do you mean by "well enough?" are we talking model calibre or simply that despite minor disfigurement, everything still works? maybe you should send those pictures along. i am tall with brown eyes, i am naturally bald. well, ok, i'm kidding. i shave my head. you want to touch? oh come on...
ok. why not. let's try to meet. why don't you come here. sounds like you want to get out of russia anyway. i had no idea being beautiful was so dangerous. i'll wait here for you. we'll spend free evenings and i'll be your guide. (that means what i think it means right? nudge nudge) it's good that you don't have children. i don't know if you know or not, but i'm having some problems with the kid upstairs... anyway, not a good situation. so, i'll be waiting for you and great hope. is that your sister or a rock band?
gotta go,
bye from canada (but you can call me d)
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sorry to break it to you, man, but russia wrote me too. except she called herself iulya, and didn't tell me what she looked like. i didn't want to dash her hopes by telling her that she had pinned them on a womanm, so i didn't reply.
i wonder if there is an exchange program. because i am gorgeous american woman looking to meet the man. i can choose anywhere in the world and i would like to meet the man to share free evenings and be my personal assistant in all aspects of my life. i do hope that i am lucky to meet good and kind man, but as long as he cooks well, gives good massages, and is hot, i won't mind.
it is impossible to live here for young pretty woman too, although i am still alive, so i guess maybe not impossible. i have not children, but i am quite expensive. i have not boyfriend here. fortunately i pay my own way.
whaddya think? would i sell over the internet?
meh, i don't know. it's possible. but you're expectations are pretty high. good and kind, cooks, good massages and hot...
all she was looking for was good and kind. plus, she's bringing along great hope. and that's gotta count for something.
it's worth a shot though. if anyone could do it, i think it would be you.
oh no. what i said was that the cooking, massaging, and hotness would distract me from lack of goodness or kindness.
great hope. oh, that's right. my hope died in a taupe fadeout.
and i am not sure what you mean by your last sentence, but it sounds complimentary, so thank you. unless you're saying i could lie and pretend my way into a heckuva internet marriage deal, in which case, thank you very much.
total compliment.
hey, what are my sunglasses doing in here? oops, i didn't mean to type that. they're beside my computer. and that's not where they go.
oh. whew! i thought you meant your sunglasses were in here by MY computer. and i was about to freak out.
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