see list of things i should do here:
1. clearly i've been posting more often. maybe too often.
2. clearly, i've successfully brought sexy back. i mean, look at me! i'm a sexy bitch! and, not only that, i'm also bringing Sexy back this thursday to see me for a few days.
3. running for prime minister is hard. so i'm not going to bother.
4. i made a pizza and ate it. it tasted funny. so i ordered a pizza and ate it. not the same day.
5. meh... i think i'm more of the partial crazy type.
6. i started the domination last week. i expect it to continue this week.
7. sorry, i can't comment on this one. it could incriminate me.
8. still pending. it'll happen. no worries.
9. oops. i forgot about this one.
10. i'm working on it. "d'jya doit?" " periwinkle blue."
11. again... working on it. i finished chapter one. i sure hope it gets better.
12. shakira isn't returning my phone calls. what a jerk. see if i ever write her another annoying, hit song.
13. i'll get to it.
14. shit. forgot about this one too.
15. did it. plan to do it again tonight.
2 comments:
Y'all wish you were me.
Well, except you, baby. You actually just wish you were *with* me.
Like, literally.
you can say that again. so... can i?
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