Was it because he was trying to knock your hat off, but didn't realise it was in fact fully fulfilled by your visage? Or was he just being violent? I've heard it about these Canadian males, very violent folk. Then again Thérèse, I'm only hearing your side of the story...
apparently it's all true. i'm his brother and he just called from the police station. said he couldn't take the guilt and was turning himself in. he's really, really sorry though.
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What what what?
Did you accidentally massacre an entire herd of wilderbeast? That's sick. You're sick.
No seriously, what?
Are you expecting a son or daughter?
No, Kieran.
He (significant pause) accidentally (significant pause) elbowed me in the nose.
Ow.
That beast.
Was it because he was trying to knock your hat off, but didn't realise it was in fact fully fulfilled by your visage? Or was he just being violent? I've heard it about these Canadian males, very violent folk. Then again Thérèse, I'm only hearing your side of the story...
apparently it's all true. i'm his brother and he just called from the police station. said he couldn't take the guilt and was turning himself in. he's really, really sorry though.
It's all right. I forgave him instantly. He felt awful about it, poor thing.
Oh wow d, you have my respect. You've actually got her feeling sorry for you. Genius!
k - i guess you know the story now. it would be redundant to re-tell it.
t - nice. no fake tears? no sniffling?
k - yes. i'm a beast. but not to my girlfriend.
a - quit lying. you're not my brother. besides, the police said they couldn't arrest me unless the victim filed a complaint.
t - i did feel aweful. i still do when i think about it. i'm glad you're so understanding. it's one of my favourite things about you.
k - well thank you. i hear that all the time, but coming from you, it just means more. you know?
Wait wait wait.
You felt AWE-ful?
You were full of AWE?!!?!
This changes things completely. I didn't realize that!
refreshing was anti-climactic.
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