dear westjet,
i love you. i know we barely know each other. i've only flown with you about three times. but i do. i love you. now don't get the wrong impression. i'm not in love with you. i already have a girlfriend and no matter how good you are, you're no match for her. it's more of a love between friends... know what i'm sayin'? but i'm getting off track. i just thought you should know that i think you're really neat.
you serve pepsi. not coke. that's so awesome! you're a discount airline, but here i sit, freakishly long legs and i can't reach the seat ahead of me (sure i'm sitting in the emergency exit row and the seat ahead of me has been removed, but the statement is still true). your customer service agents didn't give me a hard time. i like it when they don't do that. and your price is less than half of what i normally pay on air canada. and we all know how i feel about them. if you don't, then you should read my blog. (actually, you should really read it anyway. it's occassionally entertaining.)
if i was the stranger-hugging type, i'd give you a big hug. but i'm not, and i don't want you to get the wrong idea about our relationship. so yeah... no hug.
ok. i can't think of anything else to say except i'll definitely see you again and it would be great if you could fly to more places. specifically, the street that my girlfriend lives on so that when i fly through toronto, i can actually see her.
cheerio,
d
6 comments:
does there exist an eastjet?
k2 - nope. there was a canjet, but they closed about a month ago. you could say that they were the eastjet... but you'd be wrong. though their prices were similarly competitive to westjet's. but they served coke, not pepsi.
there, now you have the entire history of the canadian airline industry. impressive, isn't it?
it would be if there were more battle scenes.
good point. i hate it when you're right.
Dear Westjet,
I love you. Not to echo Doug, but I totally do, and for all of the same reasons. Seriously. And because you make it possible for me to see him. Yay!
Sincerely,
Therese
t - yeah, that's my favourite part!
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