i was supposed to write an ode to something today. i don't think it was my wang... but maybe. my wang is as ode-deserving as any other thing. well, almost anything...
oh well. another ode-less day.
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Speaking of odeless... I forgot to put deoderant on the other day. Halfway through the day I remembered. I smelled my underarms to asses the damage and it turns out I was odorless. Then I got smug and didn't apply and by the end of the day.... yup. You guessed it. Odor-full.
tw - i don't know if i've ever forgotten to put on deodorant before. but i have forgotten to do it in the right order. you know... put on all my clothes and then realize i haven't put on the deodorant yet? then have to take my suit jacket off, unbutton the shirt. man, i'm exhausted just thinking about it all.
2 comments:
Speaking of odeless... I forgot to put deoderant on the other day. Halfway through the day I remembered. I smelled my underarms to asses the damage and it turns out I was odorless. Then I got smug and didn't apply and by the end of the day.... yup. You guessed it. Odor-full.
tw - i don't know if i've ever forgotten to put on deodorant before. but i have forgotten to do it in the right order. you know... put on all my clothes and then realize i haven't put on the deodorant yet? then have to take my suit jacket off, unbutton the shirt. man, i'm exhausted just thinking about it all.
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