Friday, January 16, 2009

canada = cold... or hadn't you heard?

with the windchill, it is currently -42 degrees celcius. that's almost -44 degrees fahrenheit. today's projected high temperature is -38 degrees celcius.

and i don't even live in the coldest part of canada. in fact, not even close. at -42, washer fluid for the car windshield (designed for winter) turns to gel when it hits the windshield. frostbite occurs on exposed skin in only a few minutes. dogs would rather hold in their pee then go outside. homeless people die.

and yet the canadian, us, russian, finland, and several other governments are fighting over the rights for passage and land claim near the north pole. and for what? oil? natural gas? what a sad commentary on the state of political leadership. but we already knew how sad our political leaders were before now. i hope the leaders fighting for the rights to destroy the already deteriorating environment up there have to live there when they win the battle. but that would be just too perfect...

in other news, i'm venturing out into the cold at lunch today to have breakfast for lunch. a giant waffle with a mountain of bananas and drizzled with chocolate hazelnut sauce and whipped cream. well worth the risk of frostbite from walking the two blocks to get there.

4 comments:

kara said...

that climate is not fit for human consumption. and neither are you, for that matter, so stay away from cannibals.

Anonymous said...

Is cold. But getting more tolerable. Here's hoping for snow.

Anonymous said...

I almost feel guilty for wearing a short sleeved t-shirt and flip flops and turning on my air conditioner in my car today.

ALMOST.

d said...

k2 - good advice. i also recommend staying away from samuel jackson.

t - i'd rather hope for tropical weather.

tw - you should feel guilty. and you know what eases guilt? sending me cookies.