have you ever just not felt like cleaning your apartment for a couple of days and then the couple of days turns into a week because after the couple of days, the job seemed too large to tackle at that particular time and then the next thing you know it's been almost two weeks since you've cleaned. but hold on a second. i'm not done with the question. just letting you take a breath.
and just as you decide that you're too old to be living in a disaster zone and think "hey, maybe i should devote tonight to tidying up" the phone rings and someone who never comes to visit, especially on a monday night, calls and says they're in town and want to stop by for a visit if that's ok. so what are you going to do? say no? (that's not the question) of course not. you say it's no problem and now basically have less than 10 minutes to clean what took you two weeks to mess up and you know there's no hope in hell of getting it done before they arrive but you want to minimize the embarrassment you'll feel when they walk in and say "what the fuck happened here?"
that happened to someone i know last night.
i'm a clean person. really. i mean... look at all of the laundry i do! but sometimes i could really use a butler or a maid because i work hard and it's not really that much to ask. is it?
2 comments:
No. It isn't.
That was the question, right?
i'm not sure. i'm confused and scared.
but i really appreciate your support. you rock!
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