it's inappropriate caption time!

"so, my friends, how shall we split the bill?"
"well, i'm not paying."
"why should we have to pay? he invited us."
"i only had 1 piece of bread, so i shouldn't have to pay."
"who does this guy think he is?"

go ahead... i dare you to add your inappropriate caption in the comments.

more reasons why air canada sucks

4. 25 hour delay tuesday night - mechanical problems
.5 hour delay thursday - math problem (trying to figure out tonnage or something)

updated how much they owe me on the right. another update to come from late last month, but have to check my notes regarding how long the delay was and for what stupid reason. and i'm flying again tonight, so i'm sure there will be more delays.

don't fly air canada if you can at all avoid it!

house diary

i figured you're probably getting tired of the gym diary posts so i wanted to add some variety to mix things up a little bit. that's right... i'm digging out my big wooden spoon.

so i'm going to do some posts called "house diary"

k2 got a mortgage and she seems cool so i figured, what the hell... i'll give it a shot too. and maybe i'll also buy a house in a douchey neighbourhood. what? she copied me first. i lived in alberta last year and then she buys a place in a neighbourhood called alberta. what's that about? i'll tell you what it's about. i'm her hero.

ok. so we've only just begun the process. have been pre-approved for the mortgage and have kidnapped a realtor (she was a real fighter). from what i understand, people should start calling us any day now offering us their house in exchange for the realtor we kidnapped. i'm really looking forward to it.

will let you know when the housewarming is. who do we have to kidnap for that, i wonder.

gym diary

day 3: the two fat women are back and they brought their boyfriends. definitely not even close to being the fattest one in the gym today. the polio seems to be taking over. legs aren't working well at all. the changing room makes me uncomfortable. there's something about being surrounded by naked sweaty men that makes me uneasy. i don't like it. it's not natural.

gym diary

day 1: realized i'm not the fattest person at the gym. very encouraging. still fat though. i could really go for a cookie.

day 2: today i appear to be the fattest person at the gym. where are those two fat women from yesterday? and why are all of these people running on the treadmill. that can't be safe.

day 3 - pre-workout: legs are sore. i hope it's because of the exercise and not from polio. i don't want polio. or gonorrhea. definitely don't want gonorrhea.