don't you love the fact that the title of this entry has absolutely nothing to do with the posting itself?
well, it seems as though i didn't win the lottery. and to top things off, i had to wake up at 5am this morning for a stupid photoshoot. i'm ridiculously bitter in the morning. and the earlier i'm forced to get up, the more bitter i am. i need my sleep. neeeeeeeeeeed it. it's probably a good thing i didn't find out at 5am this morning that i didn't win the lottery. someone could have been seriously injured or spoken to in a very stern manner.
uh oh... fire in the hole!
oops, false alarm.
my birthday is quickly approaching, but i'm having trouble waiting for a cake. i'm seriously considering going to dairy queen to buy a pre-birthday birthday ice cream cake. and no! i don't care if it sounds pathetic. you see, if someone else gets me a cake, then that means i'm gonna have to share it. the pre-birthday birthday cake will be all mine. so you see the appeal, right? anyway, it's too late tonight to go get one, so we'll see what tomorrow brings.
you know what? it makes me really mad when i go to all the trouble of cooking up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at marineland says, "you can't throw chicken to the dolphins. they eat fish." sure they eat fish... if that's all you give 'em. man, wise up!
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I can see the appeal. In fact, I may go out and buy myself a cake just for the hell of it. To pre-celebrate your birthday. Or to post-celebrate mine, who knows.
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