Monday, November 14, 2011

don't ask

there's a cat on my lap. is there anything on yours? i doubt it. you're boring.

a lot has changed since you last had the pleasure of hearing from me.
- I got married.
- I got a hair cut.
- I single handedly saved the Canadian economy.
- I made some cookies.
- I ate some cookies.
- I cleaned up a lot of puke.
- I bought a new magazine.
- Several branches from two of my old trees fell down during a tropical storm.
- My wife left me.
- My wife came back.
- My wife left me.
- My wife came back.
- My wife left me. - perhaps it would be quicker to say that my wife went back to school in a different city and I only see her on weekends now.
- I just paid some bills.

So now we're back up to speed. I'm glad. You deserve it.

When the hell did I start using upper case letters? Wow... it's like I don't even know myself anymore.

1 comment:

t said...

I enjoy capital letters. They're capital!

See what I did there? Of course you did. You read it, after all. I assume.

Also, there is no cat on my lap. And now I am jealous. Particularly because that is MY CAT.