things i don't like

1. peanut m&m's that are misshapen and look like a penis and set of balls, because, c'mon... i can't eat that. stupid penis m&m's...

odds and ends

panini press! panini press! panini press!

i finally have "the cloud." whatever that means. on my iphone and now oddly enough on my computer. the people that took my $50 assured me it was a good idea.

"don't put your penis in there!" screamed the panini press operator.

see how i book-ended this post? oops, now i've ruined it.

don't ask

there's a cat on my lap. is there anything on yours? i doubt it. you're boring.

a lot has changed since you last had the pleasure of hearing from me.

- I got married.

- I got a hair cut.

- I single handedly saved the Canadian economy.

- I made some cookies.

- I ate some cookies.

- I cleaned up a lot of puke.

- I bought a new magazine.

- Several branches from two of my old trees fell down during a tropical storm.

- My wife left me.

- My wife came back.

- My wife left me.

- My wife came back.

- My wife left me. - perhaps it would be quicker to say that my wife went back to school in a different city and I only see her on weekends now.

- I just paid some bills.

So now we're back up to speed. I'm glad. You deserve it.

When the hell did I start using upper case letters? Wow... it's like I don't even know myself anymore.