financial post headline:
Air Canada CEO Montie Brewer resigns
'nuff said.
- except for what a stupid name - unless you're a snake plant or a pet of some sort.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
i guess i tend to sleep-email
it seems as though i've recently been sending myself a number of strange emails in the middle of the night. they all come from "me" and have subjects like:
"your insatiable chick will be full of pleasure" - wow, she's very lucky. i hope it was because of something i did.
"your clothes are upside down" - that would explain the staring, and the difficulty in getting dressed.
"let's report abuse about this" - umm... won't that get us in trouble?
"i forgot to leave you number" - i'm not quite sure what i'm saying here. i'm leaving me? i'm leaving someone named "number"?
"this man asked you number" - ok... another email about this "number" thing. a little more clarity would help.
"your comment was deleted" - which comment?
"joining us or what?" - i'm right here!
"again you are not right here" - yes i am. look at my last statement!
"about your late arrivals" - this must have something to do with air canada...
"can't call you right now" - that's right... i'm sleeping
"does 6 p.m. suit you?" - umm... i usually go to the gym at 6 p.m. - how's 8?
"everything is as you wanted" - great. that's exactly how i like everything.
"complaints about your car" - who's complaining?
"answer the mail, why do you ignore?" - oh shut up
"where are my papers, have you taken them?" - they're my papers.
"shall we meet again?" - yes... perhaps in the morning when i look in the mirror.
"if you miss our party, i will KILL you" - threats!
"your meaty instrument needs improvement" - now that's just mean. i think my meaty instrument is quite nice.
"need you in two hours" - ok. i'll be wherever i am.
"don't limit your pleasure" - good advice, even from myself.
"your insatiable chick will be full of pleasure" - wow, she's very lucky. i hope it was because of something i did.
"your clothes are upside down" - that would explain the staring, and the difficulty in getting dressed.
"let's report abuse about this" - umm... won't that get us in trouble?
"i forgot to leave you number" - i'm not quite sure what i'm saying here. i'm leaving me? i'm leaving someone named "number"?
"this man asked you number" - ok... another email about this "number" thing. a little more clarity would help.
"your comment was deleted" - which comment?
"joining us or what?" - i'm right here!
"again you are not right here" - yes i am. look at my last statement!
"about your late arrivals" - this must have something to do with air canada...
"can't call you right now" - that's right... i'm sleeping
"does 6 p.m. suit you?" - umm... i usually go to the gym at 6 p.m. - how's 8?
"everything is as you wanted" - great. that's exactly how i like everything.
"complaints about your car" - who's complaining?
"answer the mail, why do you ignore?" - oh shut up
"where are my papers, have you taken them?" - they're my papers.
"shall we meet again?" - yes... perhaps in the morning when i look in the mirror.
"if you miss our party, i will KILL you" - threats!
"your meaty instrument needs improvement" - now that's just mean. i think my meaty instrument is quite nice.
"need you in two hours" - ok. i'll be wherever i am.
"don't limit your pleasure" - good advice, even from myself.
one step closer
pre-approved for a mortgage.
found a house.
put in an offer.
offer accepted.
house inspection complete.
lawyer retained.
ass rape by insurance company underway. (very uncomfortable right now)
all that's left is the negotiation of the mortgage. should be done tomorrow.
then we get a house in a month. aside from the sore ass i'm going to have thanks to the insurance company, it's been a relatively painless experience.
why don't i have more houses? i like houses. and the show house. and cookies. mmm... yeah, cookies are good.
found a house.
put in an offer.
offer accepted.
house inspection complete.
lawyer retained.
ass rape by insurance company underway. (very uncomfortable right now)
all that's left is the negotiation of the mortgage. should be done tomorrow.
then we get a house in a month. aside from the sore ass i'm going to have thanks to the insurance company, it's been a relatively painless experience.
why don't i have more houses? i like houses. and the show house. and cookies. mmm... yeah, cookies are good.
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