walking by my boss' office, he calls me in...
my boss: oh, everything ok? you look sick.
me: i have a bit of a sinus headache
my boss: hmm... sinus headaches are the worst
me: yeah, i'd be much better off with the clap. do you have any cookies or was coming in here a complete waste of my time?
3 comments:
i like to curse people with the clap. not that i have it to give...it's more of an evil spell kind of thing you would see in a game like Oregon Trail. you know, if visting a witch doctor was one of the options. like...
you've forded the river and lost two oxen. your wife dies of consumption. visit the witch doctor and pay 30 dollars to give the next wagon driver over the clap.
Oh geezuz.
One option is no better than the other. I remember the last time I had the clap.... oops.. I mean... oh oh.. did I just say that out loud?
k2 - well when you put it like that, the clap doesn't sound so bad afterall. perhaps a sinus headache is the worst.
tw - it's worse than saying it out loud. you posted it to the internet. now up to four people might read it!
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