...i'll have all that i can eat, of milk and honey over there.
blah, blah, blah.
it's almost as though natalie merchant was singing that song to me. 'cept i don't have pale blue eyes or strawberry hair. my lips are sweet though, and my skin is fair. so maybe she's just confused.
anyway (shut up!), it's confirmed. i'm moving to calgary. don't tell t though. i think it'll be a huge surprise when she opens the moving truck door and sees all of my stuff in there too. and i'll stumble out all confused saying "uuuhhh, where am i?"
this is gonna be great! ahh calgary... where the mountain air is fresh, cowboys roam the streets, steaks are used as currency, and the crack whores are plentiful. yeah, i know!
let me know if you want to visit. i'll probably say no, but you might catch me on a good day.
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
i tried...
...and i'll try again soon.
try what, you ask? i'm trying to quit my blog. though i feel occasional pressure when i visit other blogs who have linked to mine. pressure to... umm... not quit my blog. so it's a bit of a dilemma.
come to think of it, it seems i've become a bit of a quitter lately.
in addition to trying to quit my blog, i quit drinking pepsi. i was severely addicted to it. i had the pepsi headaches for a while after i quit. more recently i've had the pepsi shakes. though they could also be attributed to me being sick. maybe i'm sick from quitting pepsi. and it's not just pepsi, it's all soda (or pop as we say here in canada).
i've also quit my job. though oddly enough, i still go there to work every day. sooner or later, though, i'm going to stop. and i've told my boss. he's devastated. i'm not. why? well, i'll tell you. just shut up for a second.
i'm moving west. maybe. we'll see. just waiting for some jerk named petey to confirm it. but then i'm moving west. to calgary. my beautiful girlfriend is also moving. actually, it was her idea. i don't have any ideas of my own. i quit having them several years ago.
i'm sick. i rarely get sick. i think it's been almost eight years since i've felt like this. or felt like i did yesterday. i've improved slightly. see, i'm also trying to quit being sick.
so all of this to say that i'm sorry for not updating my blog recently. i've been trying to quit. you'd know that if you were paying attention.
try what, you ask? i'm trying to quit my blog. though i feel occasional pressure when i visit other blogs who have linked to mine. pressure to... umm... not quit my blog. so it's a bit of a dilemma.
come to think of it, it seems i've become a bit of a quitter lately.
in addition to trying to quit my blog, i quit drinking pepsi. i was severely addicted to it. i had the pepsi headaches for a while after i quit. more recently i've had the pepsi shakes. though they could also be attributed to me being sick. maybe i'm sick from quitting pepsi. and it's not just pepsi, it's all soda (or pop as we say here in canada).
i've also quit my job. though oddly enough, i still go there to work every day. sooner or later, though, i'm going to stop. and i've told my boss. he's devastated. i'm not. why? well, i'll tell you. just shut up for a second.
i'm moving west. maybe. we'll see. just waiting for some jerk named petey to confirm it. but then i'm moving west. to calgary. my beautiful girlfriend is also moving. actually, it was her idea. i don't have any ideas of my own. i quit having them several years ago.
i'm sick. i rarely get sick. i think it's been almost eight years since i've felt like this. or felt like i did yesterday. i've improved slightly. see, i'm also trying to quit being sick.
so all of this to say that i'm sorry for not updating my blog recently. i've been trying to quit. you'd know that if you were paying attention.
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